We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorns have roses.
- Alphonse Karr, A Tour Round My Garden
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goals.
- Henry Ford
Do not enter, unless you know how to code or you bring beers.
If you think things are in a mess now, JUST WAIT!
- unknown (from Thermodynamics Wiki page)
Nothing is ever forgotten, not completely. And if something can be remembered it can come back.
- Dr. Who
It makes no sense to worry about things that you can not change their influence in your life
There's nothing like a beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem
- Homer Simpson
Never expect people to do what you would do in various situations or matters. Sooner or later they will disappoint you.